Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White

Walter White real obituaryBreaking Bad and the reign of Heisenberg may be over, but one group of fans funded one last hoorah in the form of a real obituary for the beloved and entirely fictional Walter White.

The obit, printed in the Albuquerque Journal, states that the 52-year-old teacher, research chemist and founder of a meth manufacturing empire “died Sunday after a long battle with lung cancer, and a gunshot wound.”

I liked the finale, if anyone cares, because it was subtle, like Walt’s life pre-meth, but I still think Skyler should have died during that knife fight, or maybe the break-in scene with the baby, or crossing the street. 

I also figure she’d have pretty high blood pressure from dealing with her husband and could have just dropped dead at the counter of the car wash place, but whatever.

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